"For every cop, there’s the case that makes you: gives you that leg up, gets you recognized as the shining new star on the squad. The case that you solve that shows that you have the gumption, the gung ho, the get-up-and-go to make you stand out from your average rank-and-file patrolman…"

L.A. Noire - Cole Phelps being an asshole

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

theveryworstthing:

science candy friends.

theveryworstthing:

science candy friends.

people: you just want everything to be gay
me: yes

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep